Send help. I'm stuck in biker hell.

**SOA SPOILERS IN THIS PARAGRAPH. IF YOU AREN'T PAST SEASON FOUR, SKIP IT**

No idea why I'm subjecting myself to the worst form of torture by re-watching Sons of Anarchy from the beginning, especially now that I've approached season 4. Remember that icky feeling I talked about when Jax cheats on Tara? I forgot about the episode where Opie finds out about the birth control and sleeps with the same porn star bitch as Jax. That's as close as we get to a Jax/Opie sandwich in the series, but now I'm angry with them both. And the part where Jax kisses Ima and we think they're going to hook up again, only he smashes her face into a mirror instead? It was so ugly that I wanted to look away. The guys in my MC series would never hit a woman for any reason. I think this was the first real glimpse of the monster Jax becomes by the end of the series. Just yuck. Then I had to re-live the whole mess with Juice being forced by that asshole FBI agent and trying to kill himself...it was just sickening to watch again. I'm ready to curl up into a ball and watch the first season on repeat.

When I'm not heavily immersed in the psychotic world of SAMCRO, I'm busy cleaning up the first part of Jawa's Angels MC (Beauty & Balls). Hopefully it'll be released later this month. When I chose the name of the title I knew it was a little goofy, but honestly it sounded like something Harley would say. So she does say it. In the book. And for anyone who hasn't read the Inferno Glory MC series, Jawa was the heroine's dad who died of cancer while she was in prison. And for anyone wondering, "Jawa" is the term for an Army Soldier who is stationed in a desert area, named after the desert-dwelling aliens of Star Wars. I'm throwing out a few teasers, one that explains Harley's club and one told from Ranger's POV. He was so much fun to write that I hope to continue his story throughout the entire Jawa's Angels MC series.

Other than torturing myself with some of the hardest episodes of Sons ever written and writing about my own MC, I'm working on a psychological thriller called The Missing Ones (cover reveal coming real soon). Last night I had a dream my daughter's boyfriend was in the story and I found out he was killing small children and eating them. SERIOUSLY. When do writers get a break from their own fucking heads? At this point I'm almost thankful for having active high schoolers and a farmer husband who needs me to run odd errands. And I'm finally understanding why authors are always associated with alcohol. Something has to quiet the demons.

So Much Awesomeness Headed Your Way

Well I obviously suck at blogging and no one probably ever sees these posts anyway, so I'll keep it short and sweet.

I've been fucking busy.

The entire Inferno Glory MC series is now available on Kindle and will be coming out very soon on paperback. The ebooks won't be on Kindle Unlimited much longer, so read those bitches while you can. Autographed paperback copies will be available on my website in the very new future. Enter the Goodreads giveaway to win a free copy.

Book 3 in the Fifty Kinds of Dead series was recently released and is available exclusively on Amazon for the time being. The series is slower going due to a change in editors, but I promise you it will all be released in the next couple of months. Sorry for the delay. I've been doing stuff.

Inferno Glory MC merchandise is in the works. If you want updates on when it will be available, sign up for my newsletter. I won't annoy you with constant emails, but I'll keep you updated on other cool shit and send you exclusive material not available elsewhere.

The first book in Jawa's Angels (Inferno Glory MC spinoff) is coming real soon and I recently revealed the first cover. Love it, touch it, make it your pet, whatever floats your boat. Add on Goodreads and tell your friends because you won't want to miss more of Harley and crew's stories. Oh, and you'll hear finally hear Ranger's POV in Beauty & Balls, so have an extra set of panties (I hate that damn word) underwear ready.

Brooklyn Rockstar, a full length steamy romance about a famous rocker and a clueless farmer's daughter, is also in the works, but I have no fucking clue when it will be ready. Like I said, this has been an insane summer and I'm just hoping things slow down or I'll be hibernating by first snowfall. If you're a blogger a) I love you and b) you can help me share the cover reveal on October 1st by filling out this form.

I hope that covers everything. I'm off to write on less than four hours of sleep. Send Redbull.